so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 2362 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 25

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 64 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Sneedclave

    Sneedclave

    One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

    1.12.2 and later versions.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8649 Ores Mined: 5720
    Dimension Hops: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • EterniaMC – Chunks

    EterniaMC – Chunks

    Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

    Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Potions Brewed: 141
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 346 Magic Items Found: 1454

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

    Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Farms Harvested: 870 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

    The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Animals Bred: 142
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CousinRuleBreakerCraft

    CousinRuleBreakerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

    Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

    So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

    LebCraft – No Israeli Demands
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

    Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Crops Grown: 2586 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7690 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

    Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

    so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

    don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9568 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • WaterMelon Mc

    WaterMelon Mc

    Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Solis MC

    Solis MC

    Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

    But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

    K I N O O O O  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DessertGateCraft

    DessertGateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

    Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

    Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Dimension Hops: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

    HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BoomBorder Minecraft Server

    BoomBorder Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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