so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Falling into the Void: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Divine Spears Created: 22 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

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