so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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