BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	7793
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Runes Activated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crops Grown:	2330	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Items Found:	7363
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ores Mined:	2098	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.