so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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