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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 849 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 9853 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our pixelated world is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! We got blocks for days and mobs that will make u scream like a little girl!
If u don’t join, ur gonna be missing out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously dude, it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! Plus, our server is so safe, u won’t have to worry about injury-related mortality rates like those poor kids in the U.S.
So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through lava! It’s gonna be so awesome, u won’t even know what hit u!
