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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4682 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 110 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our pixelated world is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! We got blocks for days and mobs that will make u scream like a little girl!
If u don’t join, ur gonna be missing out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously dude, it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! Plus, our server is so safe, u won’t have to worry about injury-related mortality rates like those poor kids in the U.S.
So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through lava! It’s gonna be so awesome, u won’t even know what hit u!
