BlockyHurtHaven | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car rides, Communication, date, Driving, Expectations, Favors, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship maintenance, helping friends, Minecraft, mutual respect, night, passive aggressive, patterns, public transit, Reliability, rescue, Server, setting limits, social interactions, Support, taking advantage, Transportation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ExWifeExileCraft

aita, BF, blended families, Boundaries, canceling trip, Confrontation, Consistency, CoParenting, Disney, ex wife, ExWifeExileCraft, family dynamics, long term relationship, once in a lifetime experience, parenting, relationships, Stability, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	192
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

aggravation, Agitation, ANNOY, Bother, Botheration, bothered, BotheredBlox, chafe, discomfort, displeasure, exasperation, Frustration, irk, irksome, irritate, Minecraft, Nuisance, Peeve, perturb, pet peeve, smp, Upset, vexation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AwkwardCraft

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward gaffes, awkward incidents, awkward memories, awkward mishaps, awkward mistakes, awkward moments, awkward situations, awkward slip-ups, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, funny stories, oops moments, social blunders, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RLfactions

Base Defense, brutal survival challenges, building, challenging server, competitive, dragons, Dungeons, exciting gameplay, faction warfare, Factions, factions mechanics, Modded, PvP, Raiding, Rlcraft, RLFactions server, Strategizing, Survival, tough survival challenge, Vibrant environment

RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Animals Bred:	48
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

QuoteMC

chance, crate keys, gameplay, Minecraft, Pickaxe, QuoteMC, Rewards, Server, Survival, sword, Voting, WIN

Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Towns Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

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Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Buildings Constructed:	33
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Animals Bred:	103
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

Anime, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, Fan art, Female Characters, fictional characters, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, Latinx, Latinx culture, latinx waifus, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, PIXEL, pop culture, post, representation, Server, social media, waifus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	239
Potions Brewed:	163	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

/pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

Battlefield of Memories, Clans, Commander Makoto, Connect, Dungeon x2, general, Guildhouse furniture, H.Kyoka, H.Mimi, H.Misogi, Hard x2, Kotposter Resources, Lind, Luna Tower, Masterpiece, Minecraft, new player guide, Normal x3, pcrg, Pirate Anna, Platinum Gacha, princess, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, ReDive, Resources, smp, Story Event Rerun, TS.Kyaru, TS.Suzuna, Ultimate Refining, VH x2, Wizarding Youth Days

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, Badge, CAR, Community, CopBlocker420, Crime Prevention, Duty, emergency, enforcement, fear, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Patrol, Police, protect and serve, public servant, Respect, response, Safety, smp, Trust, Uniform

Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Character development, CraftyLifeLessons, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, Focus, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, life lessons, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, strategy, teamwork, video games

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Burnout Block Party

academic pressure, BLOCK, Burnout, Covid-19 pandemic, data analysis, healthcare education, healthcare professionals, medical school, medical students, mental health, mental health support, pandemic impact, Party, research, stress, student demographics, student groups, student mental health, student resilience, student well-being, study, survey

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mines Excavated:	1377	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Xvxr

#youtube, Active, Active owner, box server, Community, community-driven, content creators, Cross-Play, Free Items, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Giveaways, media creators, Minecraft, multiplayer, Not P2W, ONLINE, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Block Ops Minecraft Server

Adolf Hitler, Alfred Naujocks, assault, August 22 1939, BLOCK, declaration of war, ethnic cleansing, false flag attacks, France, German newspapers, Gleitwitz radio station, Gliwice, Heinrich Himmler, Heinrich Müller, hitler, Hochlinden, invasion of poland, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, Operation Himmler, Ops, Pitschen, Poland, Poland allies, Polish uniforms, Propaganda, propaganda war, Reinhard Heydrich, Server, SS agents, United Kingdom, world war II

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	937	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0