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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2414 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.