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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2127 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
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