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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4873 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8163 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.