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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5280 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7391 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!
