BlockyHealthHazards | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mines Excavated:	2580	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

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lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

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Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

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Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	544	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CuriousCraftMC

Apology, Cards Against Humanity, Conversations, Curious, CuriousCraftMC, debate, Democrat, Ethics, friendship, Frustration, GOOGLE, inquisitive, instagram, internet, legal scholars, Legality, motivation, Plan, Trust, US Election, Voting

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

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Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyDroneBuilders

African labor, African workers, Africans, Conflict, CraftyDroneBuilders, Deception, drone manufacturing, Drones, eastern europe, employment scam, Exploitation, false promises, international work, labor exploitation, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Farms Harvested:	583

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

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Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7750	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	61	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.