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MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	95	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Emeralds Found:	5578	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Items Found:	7982
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

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lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

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Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

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Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CuriousCraftMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Towns Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

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Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Magic Items Found:	2117
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	7379
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Items Found:	4007	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyDroneBuilders

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come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Emeralds Found:	9239
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Towns Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

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Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	167
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2