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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7309 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Crops Grown: | 8474 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 448 |
Join our server and you’ll have a chance to die in the most ridiculous ways based on your genes and family history! That’s right, forget about falling off cliffs or getting blown up by creepers, on our server you could die from something as wild as spontaneously combusting from eating too many carrots (thanks, grandma) or getting crushed by a giant block of cheese (thanks, great-great-uncle Brie)!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and see just how outrageous your death can be! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not based on any actual science.