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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1549 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 290 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
