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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3144 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 727 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 101 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
