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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5241 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4452 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
