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ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

Anime, Entertainment, Gaming, Girls, hololive, hololive girls, IDOLS, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Minecraft, online personalities, Otaku, purity, smp, still virgins, streaming, Talents, Virgins, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HumbleCraft SMP: HumbleHumbling

challenging beliefs, Character development, compassion, Empathy, facing failure, gaining wisdom, Gratitude, Humblecraft, HumbleHumbling, humbling experience, humility, inner strength, introspection, learning from mistakes, life changing events, life lessons, overcoming ego, personal growth, perspective shift, self reflection, smp, transformative moments, Vulnerability

Have you ever been humbled by a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our SMP, we have a legendary chicken named Cluck Norris who will challenge you to a duel and leave you questioning your entire existence. Join us for a chance to face off against the most fearsome fowl in all of Minecraft and see if you have what it takes to come out victorious! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockyLoveLessons

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and learn the most valuable lesson of all: that diamonds are forever!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.

Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GazaPrideCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS LIT. WE GOT GAZA PRIDE PARADES GOIN’ ON, LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY REPRESENT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT JUST WIN A MILLION BUCKS, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU’LL FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH OR A RAINBOW SHEEP. DON’T MISS OUT, THIS SERVER IS WILDER THAN A CREEPER ON RED BULL. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, Y’ALL!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4686	Runes Activated:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Peter in Miles’ World

Alternate Reality, civilians, comic book characters, comics, fan theories, fictional characters, long tail tag, Marvel, Miles, miles morales, mistaken identity, parallel universe, Peter, pop culture, secret identity, spider man, spider-verse, SuperHero, superhero comics, Universe, world

join dis server if u wanna be part of a world where spider-man and miles morales collide in a epic battle of wits and webs. u can swing from building to building like a pro and fight off evil villains with ur spidey senses. plus, u might even get confused for peter parker by some clueless civilians. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and laughs, so come on and join the fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

What is the IP for Alpharad Minecraft Server?

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Alpharad is a popular YouTuber known for his entertaining gaming content, particularly in the Super Smash Bros. community. He creates videos that include gameplay, commentary, and humor, attracting a large following of fans. With a passion for gaming and a unique style, Alpharad has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Gay Sirs in Iceland Minecraft Server

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, equality, European, Gay, Homosexuality, Iceland, LGBTQ, love is love, Minecraft, Nordic, progressive, queer, rainbow nation, same-sex marriage, Server, sirs, society, Stereotypes, tolerance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more gay sirs than you can shake a pickaxe at! Why Iceland, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the Northern Lights have a magical effect on players, turning them into fabulous knights of the rainbow realm. Join us for epic battles, extravagant builds, and the most flamboyant parties this side of the Nether. Who needs diamonds when you can have glitter? So grab your sparkliest armor and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Good Vibes Only Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted diamond pickaxe hidden deep in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby chickens!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server

alterations, arguments, Body Sizes, Conflict, DATING, Divorce, emotional turmoil, ex, ExWeddingDress, Friends, high school friends, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, relationships, rough time, Server, social media, special day, Trans, wedding dress

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where exes fight over wedding dresses.

Imagine a world where your ex-wife, who is now a woman, demands your wedding dress back because it’s “her wedding too.” Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward situations and dealing with exes who just won’t let go.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments, passive-aggressive emails, and meddling friends who just can’t mind their own business. Who knew a simple wedding dress could cause so much chaos?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate virtual showdown over a dress that holds more emotional baggage than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most absurd Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BuzzedBoysMILMadness

anger, Boundaries, Boundary, buzz cut, BuzzedBoysMILMadness, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family, grandchildren, grandmother, Haircut, MIL, MOHAWK, parenting, reaction, three years old, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InsomniaCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimension Hops:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8