BlockyDisappointments

BlockyDisappointments

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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