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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2989 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1771 | Animals Bred: | 165 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.