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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7706 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Bro, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like crack but for gamers, I swear. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize. It’s lit, bro.
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.
