BlockyControversy2030 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InsecuritiesCraft

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Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

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join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Villages Defended:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

/tekgen/ – Minecraft SMP Tekken General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever join!

Join us for a chance to fight in epic Tekken 8 battles with your fellow players. That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters and moves, so get ready to unleash your inner fighter!

But that’s not all – we also have a Glicko2 rating system in place to determine your skill level. Are you a Tekken master or a total noob? Find out on our server!

And if you’re feeling lost with all the Tekken terminology, don’t worry. We have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you understand the jargon and notation. You’ll be speaking Tekken like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Tekken champion of the server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MomCraft Server – Where living with Mom always wins!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key! Just like the OP’s dad, we value the importance of not locking doors. But don’t worry, we won’t threaten to call a locksmith if you lock your virtual door in our server.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own fortress without the fear of someone removing your lock and leaving a hole in your virtual room. Trust us, you won’t have to deal with any tape on your locks here!

And if you ever feel like your privacy is being invaded, just let us know and we’ll make sure your virtual rights are protected. So come on in and enjoy a world where locking doors is not a crime, it’s a necessity for your sanity.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	327	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CarCraftBroNoShare

Assertiveness, Boundaries, car accidents, car ownership, CarCraftBroNoShare, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial independence, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal boundaries, personal property, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work-life balance

Are you tired of family drama and car-sharing shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your brother can’t steal your virtual car!

On our server, you can build your own car out of blocks, race against your siblings, and never have to worry about lending out your precious vehicle. Plus, our virtual parents won’t pressure you into giving up your hard-earned in-game possessions.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own car kingdom without any pesky siblings trying to take the wheel. Say goodbye to real-life car troubles and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate car boss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Dimension Hops:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocktopia: Where You Can Live Anywhere for Free!

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If you could live anywhere in the world for free, why not choose our Minecraft server? We have beautiful pixelated landscapes, endless possibilities for building, and the best part – no pesky landlords or property taxes! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. So why settle for boring old real life when you can join us and live out your wildest blocky dreams?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HackersCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how there are these chinese hackers, right? well, they somehow got into the US telecom firms and now all the national security officials are freaking out, man. but, like, don’t worry about all that serious stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs to worry about national security when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with your friends? plus, our server is so secure, even those chinese hackers wouldn’t stand a chance against our virtual defenses. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. let’s craft and laugh together, dude!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Animals Bred:	105

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AmazonRivDrought122

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come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers never dry up and the water always flows like a never-ending fountain of youth! forget about real life droughts, on our server you can swim and fish to your heart’s content without a care in the world!

we have magical water that never runs out, just like a bottomless margarita glass at a never-ending happy hour! build your own underwater kingdom or sail the seas on a pirate ship made of diamonds and emeralds!

who needs real life when you can escape to our server where the rivers are always flowing and the adventures never end? join now and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Items Found:	6390
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	203

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2