BlockyChildhoodTrauma | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	121

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	114
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	45
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5568	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	5433
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3021	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	198
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!