Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us on this server where every day is someone’s birthday, and we celebrate by building giant cake statues in their honor. Plus, we have special events like the “Guard Thorns vs. Guard Irene Dance-off” and the “Medic Whisperain’s Healing Spa Day.”

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a quest to find the legendary 6* Guard Odda in the mystical land of Babel, where you’ll have to battle fierce creatures like the Cement Golems and the Pinecone Pixies.

And don’t even get us started on the epic storyline of EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, where you’ll team up with the new Amiya Alt to defeat the evil Supporter Civilight Eterna and save the world from certain doom.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

    The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

    But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

    Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • He Cucked Minecraft Server

    He Cucked Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5458 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Emeralds Found: 6787 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

    Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

    COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

    Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

    Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

    So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

    Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Euphonium City Minecraft Server

    Euphonium City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of Shuuichi’s legendary harem! That’s right, Shuuichi is the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of loyal followers who will do anything for him. Want to be one of them? Join our server now and prove your loyalty to Shuuichi by building him a palace made entirely out of diamonds! But beware, Shuuichi is a demanding leader and will not hesitate to banish you to the Nether if you don’t meet his standards. So come join the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server out there and become a member of Shuuichi’s harem today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?

    Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where all the VTubers have come together to create chaos and mayhem! We have VTubers from all over the world, each with their own unique quirks and personalities (except for a select few who are just clones of each other).

    Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Anonymous Minecraft Server

    The Anonymous Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP

    System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, slow, dark shooters that lack any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite of that! We’ve turned the game into a ridiculously colorful and fast-paced dungeon crawler that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

    Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.

    So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CivWorld Minecraft server

    CivWorld Minecraft server
    CivWorld is a civilization server where you can have fun with friends and improve your Minecraft skills with our challenging challenges!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Arab Oasis Minecraft Server

    Arab Oasis Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even American right wingers are joining in on the fun! With only 24% of Arabs in the US being Muslim, you can bet that our server is full of surprises. Who knew Arab Muslims could be so wild in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a crazy adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Arab Muslims. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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