Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us on this server where every day is someone’s birthday, and we celebrate by building giant cake statues in their honor. Plus, we have special events like the “Guard Thorns vs. Guard Irene Dance-off” and the “Medic Whisperain’s Healing Spa Day.”

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a quest to find the legendary 6* Guard Odda in the mystical land of Babel, where you’ll have to battle fierce creatures like the Cement Golems and the Pinecone Pixies.

And don’t even get us started on the epic storyline of EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, where you’ll team up with the new Amiya Alt to defeat the evil Supporter Civilight Eterna and save the world from certain doom.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Emeralds Found: 1339

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Bobby become chef Minecraft SMP

    Bobby become chef Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic tale of Bobby, the unsuspecting player who accidentally became a chef in the virtual world! Watch as he navigates through the treacherous lands, battling mobs and gathering ingredients to create the most delicious dishes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Will Bobby rise to the top as the ultimate culinary master, or will his creations be a recipe for disaster? Join now to find out and maybe even score a taste of his legendary creeper casserole!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Beanie’s Pungent Fart Minecraft Server

    Beanie’s Pungent Fart Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of beanies pungent farts and maniacal laughter. Our server is like no other, with crazy events like “Fart Fest Fridays” and “Laughing Gas Saturdays”. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Waifu’s Ception Minecraft SMP

    Waifu’s Ception Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including your waifu having a waifu! Join us for a chance to navigate through the drama and chaos of a world where love triangles are taken to a whole new level. Will your waifu’s waifu steal your diamonds? Will you have to fight for their affection in epic battles? Only one way to find out – join our server and dive into the madness! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of llamas wearing top hats – will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Don’t miss out on all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 257 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Farms Harvested: 130 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Gal House Minecraft Server

    Gal House Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

    But that’s not all! Our community is like a family, always looking out for each other and ready to lend a helping hand. Need someone to help you build a giant statue of a llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to start a prank war with your friends? Bring it on!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Visit Poland Minecraft SMP

    Visit Poland Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual trip to Poland…but without the expensive plane ticket! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual borders of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy laughing at the ridiculous antics of our wacky community?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary Polish unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to seek it out. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Need a fancy new castle? The unicorn’s got you covered! Just be careful…rumor has it that the unicorn has a mischievous side and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous stories await you in the land of Poland…oops, I mean our server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Slidde’s Sunrise Minecraft Server

    Slidde’s Sunrise Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sun never sets and the creepers never sleep! Join us in the land of Early Mornin Slidde, where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot lasers out of their eyes. They became the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dared to challenge them in PvP.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate them – they will peck you to oblivion!

    So come join us on Early Mornin Slidde, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Their Demise Came So Quick, A Sudden Minecraft SMP

    Their Demise Came So Quick, A Sudden Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. But beware, danger lurks around every corner and your demise could come quick and sudden. Will you be able to recover and rise from the ashes like a phoenix?

    Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ⭐ FUN ❤️ 1.18-1.21 ⭐ ANARCHY❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐ FUN ❤️ 1.18-1.21 ⭐ ANARCHY❤️ Minecraft server
    ❤️ FUN PARTY IN MINECRAFT ❤️

    ❤️ Version: 1.18-1.21 ❤️❤️ IP: drop.fpmc.pw:25565❤️❤️ SITE: http://shop.fpmc.pw ❤️

    ❤️ There are 6 modes on the server and here is their description: ❤️

    ⭐ Survival ⭐Survival which has free donation, character leveling, mysterychest, two types of donation cases, REALSHOP, interesting warps, and much more.

    ⭐Anarchy ⭐Survival 1.16.1 with a real stamp, there is character leveling with the /rank command, as well as a developed economic system, thanks to which the mode will become much more interesting for you than on other servers.

    ⭐ Prison ⭐Survival in which you become a prisoner. Your goal is to get out of prison. How to do this? By leveling up your level. /lvl. As you level up, you will have to upgrade your equipment and items. This will help you get out of prison more efficiently.

    ⭐ 2B2T ⭐Mode on version 1.16.1, created for cheaters, here you can do whatever you want! Fly all over the map with a fly, kill with killaura in 10 blocks, dig with great speed, whatever!

    ⭐ KitPVP ⭐PVP mode in which your goal is to kill other players, earning coins and experience for this, thereby leveling up, you can buy all sorts of different kits for coins, it definitely won’t get boring.

    ⭐ SkyBlock ⭐Survival where your goal is to develop on a small island, there are tasks for which you get cool rewards, there is a PvP arena, a lot of things, become top 1 on the skyblock!

    On our server, every player will be able to find something to their liking.In our videos we try to show the life of the project as much as possible.

    It’s your party! ⭐

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that’s not all! They stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a clan of mischievous pandas who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance a panda, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow-colored fireworks.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows what crazy antics and surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games

    Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your male fantasy? Look no further, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – the Chicken Whisperer. This legendary player has the power to communicate with chickens and will come to your rescue, armed with an army of feathered friends ready to peck your enemies to oblivion.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a group of ruthless llamas who control the black market trade in rare items. Want to get your hands on a stack of enchanted diamonds? Just make a deal with the Llama Godfather and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry chicken).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 New Chunks Explored: 755380

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

    The State of X (Minecraft SMP)
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

    Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

    So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9650 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Left Stick Minecraft Server

    Left Stick Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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