Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us on this server where every day is someone’s birthday, and we celebrate by building giant cake statues in their honor. Plus, we have special events like the “Guard Thorns vs. Guard Irene Dance-off” and the “Medic Whisperain’s Healing Spa Day.”

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a quest to find the legendary 6* Guard Odda in the mystical land of Babel, where you’ll have to battle fierce creatures like the Cement Golems and the Pinecone Pixies.

And don’t even get us started on the epic storyline of EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, where you’ll team up with the new Amiya Alt to defeat the evil Supporter Civilight Eterna and save the world from certain doom.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Towns Built: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Doku ro Chan – The Minecraft SMP Boss

    Doku ro Chan – The Minecraft SMP Boss
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to win is by discovering the secret ending of a wacky Light Novel adaptation! Join us for a chance to uncover the ultimate plot twist and become the hero of the server!

    But beware, the journey to the end is filled with hilarious obstacles and crazy challenges. From fighting off zombie chickens to building a roller coaster out of diamond blocks, anything can happen in this wild world.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers or participate in a dance-off with a group of creepers? Only here, where the fun never stops and the laughs never end.

    Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just be the one to uncover the epic conclusion of the Light Novel and become a legend in our wacky world!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • WitherTime.ru Minecraft server

    WitherTime.ru Minecraft server

    On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Credit Card Debt Minecraft Server

    Credit Card Debt Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being in debt and feeling like a creeper is about to explode on your finances? Join our Minecraft server and mine your way to financial freedom! Our players have paid off their credit card debt by finding diamonds, emeralds, and even a rare block of debt-free obsidian! Join now and start digging your way out of debt while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you have virtual riches waiting to be discovered? Join us today and say goodbye to financial stress!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • GF Tits Minecraft SMP

    GF Tits Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1292

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Sleepless Gaming

    Sleepless Gaming

    # 𝗦𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁 We are Java & Bedrock compatible !

    Crowed control for streamers on any platform for your viewers to interact with your game play !

    𝗦𝗠𝗣 with loads of features, like custom biomes and items, claim protection player markets, oneplayer sleep, custom fishing, herobrine boss and so much more

    𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗣𝗹𝗼𝘁𝘀 build what ever your heart desires on your plot

    𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 like parkour, bedwars, party games, monopoly and more !

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server

    The Wose on the Front Page Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is da wose on da fwont page! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.

    3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

    4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

    Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

    So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Game Start Minecraft Server

    Game Start Minecraft Server
    Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP

    Sunny and Ghost General – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP, where you can join the intergalactic bandit and the blue ghost on their crazy adventures! Forget about drama and get ready for some epic shenanigans with SunnySplosion and Mogu Ghost.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build the best wall and make Minecraft great again!

    With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Love Letters Sent: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • >Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP

    >Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP
    >Yo, forget about that boring ARPG, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real action is at!>We’ve got creepers that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and don’t even get me started on the talking cows!>But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying llamas!>So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Sleepland Minecraft server

    Sleepland Minecraft server

    Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players

    For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21

    Rules:

    1 Don’t destroy anything

    2 You don’t have to follow the rules

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Fates Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fates Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon girl’s water margin? Well, look no further! Join our server for a Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle sea monsters and ride on the back of Nautilus to victory!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

    BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

    Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

    So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • AuraForge

    AuraForge

    **Join Our New SMP!**

    **Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!

    **Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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