Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Wilderness Tamed: 6
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Towns Built: 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Runes Activated: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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