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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
Farms Harvested: 918 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Star Shards Collected: 251 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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