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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Emeralds Found: 9390 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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