BlockyBootyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5559	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ores Mined:	8922
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5513
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	979028
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Villages Defended:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crops Grown:	6228	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4059	Villages Defended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mines Excavated:	4214

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Emeralds Found:	2476

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Emeralds Found:	1460	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Dragon Eggs Found:	8421	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Limegaming

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.