BlockyBootyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SecondJobSteve’sServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Emeralds Found:	7915
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LottoLlamaCraft

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Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3270
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TaurusMissileMadness

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so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Postgame Life 25

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are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5