BlockyBodyTalk | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of constantly being misunderstood and mistaken for someone you’re not on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all forms of communication, even if it involves grabbing someone’s thigh or moaning uncontrollably. Our players are so friendly and touchy-feely that you’ll feel right at home, whether you’re sitting in what looks like a compromising position or accidentally revealing a little too much skin.

Join us for a wild adventure where boundaries are non-existent and communication is key (even if it involves talking about sex in detail). Don’t worry about being judged here, because we understand that sometimes, you just can’t help but roll your eyes back and lick your lips when you’re excited about something.

So come on over to our server and let loose with Ally, our resident touchy-feely expert who will show you the ropes on how to navigate social situations with ease. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself making new friends (or more) in no time – just make sure to bring your notebook and therapist along for the ride!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	3720	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Star Shards Collected:	265
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	6846	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	444517	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6747	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	511563	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Potions Brewed:	115
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.