BlockyBlunders: ParentalPicks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	71	Star Shards Collected:	227
Votes:	2181	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	710771	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Buildings Constructed:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces natural bodily functions and family involvement? Look no further! Join our server where dads are not afraid to hand out tampons and moms don’t shy away from period talk.

Imagine a world where parents are actively involved in their children’s lives, even when it comes to buying tampons. Our server is a safe space where kids can ask for what they need without judgment or shame.

So come on over and join the fun! Build a tampon dispenser in your virtual house, host a period party with your Minecraft friends, and show the world that dads can be just as involved in their daughters’ lives as moms. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community that values openness, support, and tampons for all!

Buckbroken Minecraft SMP Country

Abuse, authoritarianism, buckbroken, control, Corruption, Country, Dictatorship, DOMINANCE, Exploitation, Government, INEQUALITY, injustice, Manipulation, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power, resistance, revolution, smp, society, world

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server had a player who built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds impressive, right? Wrong. Turns out, they accidentally set it on fire while trying to cook a chicken in their furnace. The whole thing went up in flames faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you in the game!

CompliCraft SMP

appreciation, Boost, cherished, CompliCraft, Compliment, Confidence, emotional satisfaction, encouragement, Feel-Good, flattery, Gratitude, Happiness, Heartwarming, kind words, memorable, positivity, praise, self esteem, Smile, smp, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

OMG you guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! The other day, someone on the server told me my pixelated block house was the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen and I was like yasss queen, I’m basically the next Picasso of Minecraft. Plus, we have this crazy story where we all banded together to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen and it was like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie. So if you wanna be part of the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #BlockLife #MinecraftMadness #PixelatedPicasso

CraftyMilitiaFail

Air Force, Army, blunder, consequences, CraftyMilitiaFail, Decision making, Defense, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Government, History, Incompetence, leadership, lessons learned, Military, mistake, national security, Navy, strategy, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where the military is run by a bunch of chickens wearing tiny army hats! Watch as they try to strategize their way through battles with nothing but their clucks and pecks. It’s a hilarious sight to see!

Our server is also home to the infamous “TNT Tornado” event, where players can summon a tornado made entirely of TNT to wreak havoc on the land. It’s chaos at its finest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas that have been trained in the art of combat. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t underestimate their fighting skills!

So come join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Baltic Sea, BalticCraft, cable laying, Communication, cooperation, Damage, DiSRuPtiON, electricity, ENERGY, Estonia, finland, Incident, Infrastructure, International, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, power cable, Repair, Server, submarine cables, Underwater

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	8858
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6

lolz come join our minecraft server if u wanna experience the thrill of being in the middle of a power cable hit in the baltic sea! we promise u won’t get electrocuted cuz we got magical protection spells on our server! u can build ur own underwater base and pretend ur a mermaid or a submarine captain! swim with the fishes and explore the wreckage of the power cable! who needs land when u can live under the sea on our server?! join now for a shocking good time!

CyberCraft Airlines

Airline (Industry), Airlines, aviation security, cyber defense, cyber incident, cyber resilience, cyber threats, cyberattack, cybercraft, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, data security, HACKING, Information Security, it security, Japan Airlines, japan news, malware attack, network security, technology news

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, dragons flying around and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we have this epic storyline where Japan Airlines got hit by a cyberattack and now the whole server is in chaos. you gotta join and help save the day, bro. plus, we have like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds just waiting for you to mine. and if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this crazy cyberattack world!

Streamer SMP

Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplaying, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Streamer, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2460	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Kitchensink Pack
Mods	215
Minecraft Version	1.20.1

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist only?	Yes, the server is whitelist only.
How many mods does the server have?	The server has 215 mods.
What type of Minecraft pack is it?	It is a kitchensink pack.
How can I join the server?	Use this discord link: Streamer SMP Fan Discord (Form to join is here)

CraftVerse 1.21.1

1.21.1, anger, annoyance, annoyance with others, Argument, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, Craftverse, dealing with difficult people, disagreement, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, lack of understanding, miside, misunderstanding, perplexity, Problem, Tension

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, listen up you blocky gamers, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why? Because it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos.

Imagine mining for diamonds while being chased by a herd of zombie chickens. Yeah, that’s the kind of wild shit you can expect on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like a full-on warzone out there, with players riding pigs into battle and throwing exploding sheep at each other.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet all kinds of wacky characters, from deranged villagers to talking creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just don’t blame us if you start questioning your sanity.

Maybe Fleshtubers Minecraft SMP

alternative view, bad, controversial, different perspective, different view, fleshtubers, fleshy, maybe, Minecraft, not that bad, opinion, perspective, reconsider, reconsideration, reconsidering, reevaluation, second thought, smp, tuber haters, tuber lovers, tuberous, tubers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. They partied all night long, busting out their best dance moves and laughing until their sides hurt. And that’s just a regular Tuesday night on our server!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe fleshtubers aren’t that bad after all!

SMPJoyRide – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, leisure, life experience, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, SMPJoyRide, Tranquility

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	81
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Bro, have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times? It’s like living in a pumpkin spice dream world, except with creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right?

And get this, our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. They have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks and everything. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a legendary treasure hunt where you have to find the golden carrot of destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, that’s right, THE Notch.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. Who needs simple pleasures when you can have insane adventures like these, am I right? See you in the pumpkin patch, bro.

XmasGrindCraft: Boss AFK, We Slay!

Afk, Boss, boss behavior, boss expectations, boss gratitude, boss support, Christmas shifts, Christmas work, Christmas work culture, Christmas work pressure, Christmas work rewards, Christmas work-life balance, holiday shifts, holiday work, holiday work challenges, holiday work ethics, holiday work motivation, holiday work sacrifices, holiday working conditions, People who work on Christmas, slay, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6781	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3059

Are you tired of working on Christmas while your boss is off sipping eggnog on a beach somewhere? Well, join our Minecraft server where Santa is the boss and he’s always watching to make sure everyone is spreading holiday cheer! Instead of working overtime, you’ll be building gingerbread houses and riding flying reindeer around the virtual North Pole. Plus, if you’re on the naughty list, you might just end up in a snowball fight with the Grinch himself. So ditch your boring job and come join the festive fun on our server!

EstoniaFinland Electric Minecraft Server

blackout, Connection, cross-border, DISRUPTED, DiSRuPtiON, Electric, electricity, ENERGY, Estonia, EstoniaFinland, Fingrid, finland, Grid, Incident, investigation, maintenance, Minecraft, OUTAGE, power, Repair, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Vandalism

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, liek, u kno how electricity is suposed to go from estonia to finland, rite? well sum dum-dums decided to mess with the wires and now the connection is all messed up. fingrid is all like “yo, sum1 prolly did sum vandalism sh*t” and now every1 is like “wut da heck, man?”

but u kno wut u shud do? u shud join our minecraft server! we got no vandalism here, just pure fun and craziness. build ur own electric connection between estonia and finland in minecraft and show fingrid how it’s done! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all dat good stuff. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!

AssadmasCraft: Christians Unite!

Assad, AssadmasCraft, celebration, Christian Community, CHRISTIANS, Christmas mass, FAITH, fall of Assad, holiday season, Hope, MIDDLE EAST, minority group, persecution, religious ceremony, religious freedom, religious persecution, religious tolerance, Syria, Syrian, tradition, unite, war-torn country

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Syrian Christians are celebrating Christmas mass for the first time since the fall of Assad! Why should you join, you ask? Well, our server is so lit that even Santa himself is dropping by to mine some diamonds and slay some creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a snowman in our winter wonderland biome, it will come to life and start doing the Macarena. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the holiday shenanigans begin!

Lung Scan Fun Land

Fun, gas diffusion, gas inhalation, Land, Lung, lung disease, lung function, lung health, lung imaging, lung research, lung scanning, lung scans, lung technology, lung therapy, lung treatment, lung ventilation, medical imaging, Perfluoropropane gas, pulmonary function, Real-Time Monitoring, respiratory health, respiratory system, Scan, treatment effects

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we scan lungs with perfluoropropane gas! it’s like a rave for your respiratory system, dude. breathe in that sweet gas and watch as it travels through your virtual lungs in real time. who needs x-rays when you can have a minecraft lung scan, right? plus, we have a secret underground lab where we experiment with different gases and see what happens. maybe you’ll grow an extra lung or turn into a dragon, who knows? join now for the most insane medical experience of your life!

Lanterncraft

Adventure, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Ip:, Lanterncraft, Lore, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Map Wipes, player-controlled economy, player-marketplace, quest lines, Quests, Resource worlds, Server, Shop, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7911	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

🕯 Quests	We have a detailed quest line with lore behind them.
🛡️ Dungeons	Want something to do in the end games? Well we offer unrelenting dungeons that require the best gear to complete
🍃 Resource Worlds	Don’t like destroying your surroundings to get materials? Our resource worlds offer exactly that, You can mine them to your heart’s content. They even get reset every month so you’ll never run out of resources
💰 Player-Controlled Economy	Don’t like being restricted on what you can sell? Fear not, YOU control the market, there is no server-imposed pricing, and you decide what you want to sell your items for
🏪 Player Marketplace	Want a place to sell your items? We have a huge marketplace where you can design your shop plot however you like
🌍 No Map Wipes	Sick and tired of your progress being reset on other servers? You won’t have that worry on Lanterncraft, We strive to keep the same world for as long as possible. Come and make your mark on the server. Our world was made on the 9th of June 2024 and will never be reset

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.lanterncraft.net

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by using the invite link http://discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Q: Can I create my own shop in the player marketplace?

A: Yes, you can design your shop plot however you like in the player marketplace

Q: Are there regular resets of the resource worlds?

A: Yes, the resource worlds are reset every month to ensure you never run out of resources

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.6

1.20.6, back, ballot, CHANGE, Choice, decision, election, error, irreversible, Kingdoms, Lost, Mind, mistake, reconsider, regret, remorse, remorseful, rethink, Sorry., sucker, undo, Vote, Voting

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Crops Grown:	4797
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Emeralds Found:	5219	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF!

First off, we got so many crazy mods that will blow your mind. Like, you can ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes. How insane is that?!

And the best part is the community, man. We got the friendliest bunch of players who will help you out with anything. Need some diamonds? They got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? They’ll cheer you on!

Plus, the events on this server are next level bonkers. We have weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we all wear glow-in-the-dark armor and boogie down to some sick beats. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Sorry, you can’t take your vote back, sucker.