Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my husband’s baby mama’s texts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Animals Bred: 20
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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