BlockyBlueBalls | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Buildings Constructed:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9443	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7678
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Items Found:	4282
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ores Mined:	1196
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Items Found:	7103
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1032	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	162
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.