BlockyBlueBalls | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Dragon Eggs Found:	3973	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	111
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimension Hops:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	148
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1001
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	260
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2569	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!