BlockyBlueBalls | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	674829
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ores Mined:	3243
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	816
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Buildings Constructed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Buildings Constructed:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	172	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	189	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.