Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Falling into the Void: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 New Chunks Explored: 780433
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Crops Grown: 2951
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mines Excavated: 2553
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Runes Activated: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Farms Harvested: 687
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Potions Brewed: 124
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6023 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Enchantments Applied: 187
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Potions Brewed: 95
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Runes Activated: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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