BlockyBlueBalls | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ores Mined:	2727	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Gods Slained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Emeralds Found:	6762
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Dragon Eggs Found:	8997	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Towns Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	5068	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Farms Harvested:	214
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.