BlockyBlueBalls | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8026	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mines Excavated:	2262
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crops Grown:	5359

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	133
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Potions Brewed:	163
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	282956	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7282	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Farms Harvested:	386	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	635051
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Star Shards Collected:	292
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!