Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MC PGST

    MC PGST

    A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • The Cavern

    The Cavern

    Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • LuxCube

    LuxCube

    Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magic Items Found: 8986
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Emeralds Found: 529 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Dig up

    Dig up

    If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • AusTv

    AusTv

    A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AKIOMC

    AKIOMC

    We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Villages Defended: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TheaLater MC

    TheaLater MC

    If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • GensFood

    GensFood

    GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1237 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5790 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Ores Mined: 5905 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • EcoSMP

    EcoSMP

    Discord Whitelist | Cross-Platform | Economy | Towns/Nations | In-Game Ranks | Player Shops | Custom Jobs | Free /Fly | Custom Items | Semi Vanilla | Discord Integration | Server Never ResetsJava IP: play.ecosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Dimension Hops: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    New Chunks Explored: 275594 Dragon Eggs Found: 4725

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Altitude Community

    Altitude Community

    Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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