Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 919
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Ores Mined: 5692 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1181 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Star Shards Collected: 255

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 177 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • GladMC

    GladMC

    Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 74 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 418 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PrismaCraft

    PrismaCraft

    ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • FlashSMP

    FlashSMP

    Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RexKraft

    RexKraft

    RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blooh Network

    Blooh Network

    Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Towns Built: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MCFriendly

    MCFriendly

    We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Discord

    Discord

    A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Villages Defended: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CaldasCraft

    CaldasCraft

    mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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