BlockyBlueBalls | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6725
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6916	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crops Grown:	8160
Love Letters Sent:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ores Mined:	2295	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Animals Bred:	39	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.