BlockyBlissMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly pets. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Just hop on our server and escape to a land where everything is made of pixelated blocks and the possibilities are endless.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this wacky world. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero that saves the day? The choice is yours.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun, right?).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sloth Survival Server

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE SLOTHS FROM EXTINCTION?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT SLOTH SANCTUARY! 🦥🏝️

WE’VE GOT SLOTHS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, FROM TINY BABY SLOTHS TO MASSIVE MEGA SLOTHS THAT CAN CRUSH A WHOLE VILLAGE WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR CLAW! 😂👊

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A FLYING SLOTH AND SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MAJESTIC SLOTH ANGEL! 🚀🦥

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE SLOTHS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! SLOTHS RULE, EVERYTHING ELSE DROOLS! 🌈🦥💖

SEE YOU IN THE SLOTH SANCTUARY, SLOTH LOVERS! 🤪🦥🌟

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Chick’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and leaving behind a trail of glitter and confetti. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this wild and wacky server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! We have a community of players who are all secretly superheroes from the “My Hero Academia” universe. That’s right, you can join us and unleash your quirk in epic battles against villains and other players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of fanfiction writers who are constantly plotting and scheming to create the ultimate crossover story involving Izuku and all your favorite characters. Will you join them in their quest for literary greatness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become the next Izuku supplement plannedOpinions legend.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CircusScreamStopper

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Are you tired of dealing with loud circus-goers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can enjoy all the excitement of Cirque Du Soleil without the ear-splitting screams! Our virtual acrobats are always quiet and respectful, so you can enjoy the show in peace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual circus performances without the drama of sobbing spectators. Our staff will even offer you virtual concessions to keep you entertained during intermission. And don’t worry, if anyone gets too loud, you can just block them with the click of a button!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to noisy circus experiences forever. And remember, on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	118

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineCraftAppLand

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Do you spend more time on your phone than you do in the real world? Are your thumbs permanently stuck in a scrolling position? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where you can finally put those nimble fingers to good use! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your favorite app and spend hours building, mining, and battling mobs in our crazy virtual world. Say goodbye to social media drama and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyUkraine vs Russia

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come join our epic minecraft server where harris is leading ukraine to victory against russia! we have crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! if u wanna be part of the action and help harris save the day, then join us now! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyTraumaCraft

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so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Items Found:	4642
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

✦ Fenix ✦ Minecraft server

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Good afternoon/evening buddy)

If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.

Game version: 1.20

IP: 51.195.68.93:25846

The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.

(The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)

At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.

In discord they will give you a role without passing)

Now I want to tell you a little about the server:

You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.

There are custom crafts on the server

Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.

In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.

There is Discord

The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between

players.

Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),

no one forbids

There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.

Performance:

The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,

Good ping

Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)

(All links below)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Emeralds Found:	9001	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magic Items Found:	4919
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimension Hops:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mine4Money

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4556	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.