Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Villages Defended: 16 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Magic Items Found: 7741
    Runes Activated: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Farms Harvested: 896
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magic Items Found: 1558

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BD ZONE

    BD ZONE

    Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Villages Defended: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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