BlockyBedroomBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	3752

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2362
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ores Mined:	3922
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	New Chunks Explored:	569396
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	49636	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7999	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	63	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ores Mined:	962	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5641
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!