Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 384 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Magic Items Found: 5676 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 7527
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 298

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1632 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 58078
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Crops Grown: 3814 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Iruvatar Network

    Iruvatar Network

    We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 169
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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