BlockyBedroomBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	153
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	220
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1005	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Emeralds Found:	4222	Dimension Hops:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	741
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2036
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crops Grown:	6686	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	New Chunks Explored:	480018
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Magic Items Found:	6462

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2202

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Farms Harvested:	484
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.