Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Star Shards Collected: 138 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8736 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeParadise

    PokeParadise

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cwoare Network

    Cwoare Network

    Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CherryLand

    CherryLand

    Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Enchantments Applied: 65
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Faeberry

    Faeberry

    Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Meadow SMP

    Meadow SMP

    Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Crops Grown: 2668

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AppleMC

    AppleMC

    join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 189 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WestMC

    WestMC

    Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • GREEN MC

    GREEN MC

    “Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysticLand

    MysticLand

    MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Rearth Server

    Rearth Server

    [Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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